Sometimes - a lot of times - most times - okay, all the time - when I look in the mirror I get very downhearted. It seems as though it takes a lot of product and effort to get me together to face the world and the results are not very encouraging. No matter how hard I try, I never look like a star. But then I remember that a star did not always look like a star. I'd like to think that, with a team of industrial strength beauticians giving me the Star Treatment, the same results could be achieved for me and I could be transformed from a caterpillar to a butterfly.
Here are a few that needed just a little assistance to achieve that "extra" something:
Greta Garbo:
Before the Star Treatment
After the Star Treatment:
Marlene Dietrich:
Before the Star Treatment
After the Star Treatment
The Star Treatment is not just reserved for foreign actresses who might not have the advantages of American Glamor. Here are a few American gals who needed the Treatment:
Joan Crawford:
Before the Star Treatment:
After the Star Treatment
Lana Turner:
John Gilbert
Before the Star Treatment
After the Star Treatment
Clark Gable:
Before the Star Treatment
After the Star Treatment
James Cagney
Before The Star Treatment
After the Star treatment. As Lady Gaga can tell you, a little eye makeup can make you look fierce...
Even Lassie needed some help!
Before the Star Treatment:
After the groomer works his magic
So, I face each day looking like a "before" picture, but I just know that if MGM would send those beauticians to my house and follow me all day with the proper lighting, I, too, could look like a star!
Here are a few that needed just a little assistance to achieve that "extra" something:
Greta Garbo:
Before the Star Treatment
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| No so impressive, is she? |
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| Much better, no? |
Before the Star Treatment
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| Umm...not quite..... |
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| There she is! |
Joan Crawford:
Before the Star Treatment:
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| Not her best look |
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| Glamor Puss |
Before the Star Treatment
(Yes - she needed a little assistance)
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| to go from this..... |
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| to this! |
Rita Hayworth
Even a goddess needs a hand. Before the Star Treatment:
After the Star Treatment
The guys are not immune to a make-over, either. A good haircut (both head and facial) as well eye makeup and lighting can do wonders.Even a goddess needs a hand. Before the Star Treatment:
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| a pretty enough girl |
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| They did a good job with this one! |
John Gilbert
Before the Star Treatment
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| an ordinary fellow |
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| Wow! |
Before the Star Treatment
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| Not bad, but not quite royalty |
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| His Majesty, The King |
Before The Star Treatment
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| Not so tough... |
After the Star treatment. As Lady Gaga can tell you, a little eye makeup can make you look fierce...
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| You've got my attention! |
Before the Star Treatment:
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| No one is immune to a bad hair day |
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| Ready for my close-up! |
So, I face each day looking like a "before" picture, but I just know that if MGM would send those beauticians to my house and follow me all day with the proper lighting, I, too, could look like a star!


















