Star Transformations: This Does not JUST Happen!

Sometimes - a lot of times - most times - okay, all the time - when I look in the mirror I get very downhearted. It seems as though it takes a lot of product and effort to get me together to face the world and the results are not very encouraging. No matter how hard I try, I never look like a star. But then I remember that a star did not always look like a star. I'd like to think that, with a team of industrial strength beauticians giving me the Star Treatment, the same results could be achieved for me and I could be transformed from a caterpillar to a butterfly.

Here are a few that needed just a little assistance to achieve that "extra" something:

Greta Garbo:
Before the Star Treatment

No so impressive, is she?

After the Star Treatment:

Much better, no?

Marlene Dietrich:
Before the Star Treatment

Umm...not quite.....

After the Star Treatment

There she is!

The Star Treatment is not just reserved for foreign actresses who might not have the advantages of American Glamor. Here are a few American gals who needed the Treatment:

Joan Crawford:

Before the Star Treatment:

Not her best look

After the Star Treatment

Glamor Puss

Lana Turner:

Before the Star Treatment

(Yes - she needed a little assistance)

to go from this.....

to this!

Rita Hayworth
Even a goddess needs a hand. Before the Star Treatment:

 a pretty enough girl

After the Star Treatment

They did a good job with this one!

The guys are not immune to a make-over, either. A good haircut (both head and facial) as well eye makeup and lighting can do wonders.

John Gilbert
Before the Star Treatment

an ordinary fellow

After the Star Treatment

Wow!

Clark Gable:
Before the Star Treatment

Not bad, but not quite  royalty

After the Star Treatment

His Majesty, The King

James Cagney
Before The Star Treatment

Not so tough...

After the Star treatment. As Lady Gaga can tell you, a little eye makeup can make you look fierce...

You've got my attention!

Even Lassie needed some help!
Before the Star Treatment:

No one is immune to a bad hair day

After the groomer works his magic

Ready for my close-up!

So, I face each day looking like a "before" picture, but I just know that if MGM would send those beauticians to my house and follow me all day with the proper lighting, I, too, could look like a star!